But she also wants me to cut coffee and replace it with green tea.
Quit coffee? Is she insane?
There`s nothing like waking up to the smell of a nice warm cup of strong coffee. And when served in my Denny`s mug (which I`ve borrowed from Denny`s in Houston), I`m ready to face the world.
And by the way, I`ve tasted green tea. It tastes like ass.
I`ll cut down on milk products, and maybe even chocolate. I`ll eat more fish and go searching for ecological fruits and veggies. I`ll make smoothies with bananas and avocados and Omega 3.
But don`t take away my coffee!
"I`ve tasted green tea. It tastes like ass."
ReplyDeleteQuite.
Oh, the pictures in my head - go away!
Just for the record, are you talking about "ass" as in a donkey, or are you misspelling "arse"? Either way I can't help myself wondering whose arse tastes of green tea, and not to mention which donkey?
Or did you simply miss out on the two first letters of "grass" which is a very accurate description indeed of how green tea tastes.
Actually, "ass" in the US dictionary, in addition to the aforementioned long-eared mammal, is defined under "slang, vulgar: the buttocks". So no, I did not misspell it ;-)
ReplyDeleteEither way... arse, ass or donkey... if judging by the smell alone, green tea tastes like it.
Now go get a hot cup of java! :-)